im going to start a facebook fight on a one direction fan page
what have you done
all of my plans for the future start out with “when i get rich”
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.
there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of picturesplease can this be a thing PLEASE
Do you not have gap years?
What the fuck is a gap year??
YOU DO NOT HAVE GAP YEARS I FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU
in America you are expected to go straight from high school to college
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG